Anyway that is not what I really wanted to write about, I said something about it in attempts to be a sarcastic smart ass. I really wanted to write about my day and stuff that happens in the office that really gets underneath my skin. For instance, this afternoon I got on the elevator with two women and a man; they apparently knew each other as they began to exchange greetings and small talk. Well the guy got lucky because we had gotten to his floor, the two remained women standing there in awkward silence. You can hear them searching their brains for conversation to have.
Just as the elevator stopped on Lady 1's floor Lady 2 suddenly asks the other has she seen some movie called, Red. At this point I was irritated with these heffas. Why? Because the elevator stopped on Lady 1's floor just as Lady 2 struck up conversation so Lady 1 proceeds to hold the elevator doors to carry on a meaningless and some what forced conversation. So not only did the heffas subject me to this mess they were holding me up.
Once Lady 1 noticed I was getting antsy she finally got her ass out the way so we could go. Picture this... as the elevator doors close slowly Lady 2 turns to me and smiles as if she is about to torture me with meaningless, endless small talk. But glory be to GOD! It was my turn to get off. I turned to a disappointed looking Lady 2, wished her a good day and got the hell out of dodge. Reason #1 why I hate riding elevators with others. Unless I know you and have a good rapport with you don't say anything more than hello and have a nice day.
Even though the possibility of mess like this happing is high I am never really prepared for it and I don't even know why. I should be prepared for such things or maybe in certain instances I should think WWRD (What Would Rashad Do), I wonder if I carried that with me I can react more appropriately and effectively in these situations. Hmmmm that is something to consider. With that I am going to get my "lascivious" ass off of here and possibly go find some "lascivious" things to do. Night all! *mumbling lascivious...nigga what?!*
1)If the lady was holding the door open, I'd have said, "Are you going to hold the door open, or get off, let's make a decision?"
ReplyDeleteand 2)Before I get on the elevator I a)wear headphones or b)bring my phone so that I will ALWAYS have a distraction. B.S. elevator convo is absolute torture
Hmmmm....in my world lascivious is a another word used to describe those that engage in "hoe shit". I just don't get that vibe from you. SMH. Hope somebody celebrates the birth of baby Jesus by giving that guy a pocket dictionary.
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